A look at the 'behind-the-scenes' work of the Manchester Phoenix organisation's match night production staffers Mike Landers and Richard Allan, aka "Landers and The Rev", and Carl The Producer. (We shot Fishcake. And ate him.)
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Old Jokes Home
(wrote this gag two years ago)
"There is a new event at the Olympics, called Weightlifting Masturbation. Alternatively called The Jerk and Clean."
Reminds me of the regional-stereotype-enforcing one about the All England Weightlifting Championship: "John Smith of Lancashire has just cleaned and jerked a Yorkshireman. Easy to jerk, but very difficult to clean..."
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Reminds me of the regional-stereotype-enforcing one about the All England Weightlifting Championship: "John Smith of Lancashire has just cleaned and jerked a Yorkshireman. Easy to jerk, but very difficult to clean..."
Did you hear the one about the 2 men from Cornwall winning the white water rafting.. in a transit van..
John Prescott visited Cornwall to survey the flooding.
They had to stop Greenpeace from dragging him back out to sea.
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