Thursday, June 23, 2005

Land acquisition

Was scouring through some of my old stuff and found the following:

Press Release

CubiHell Inc, a division of Seighton Industries, are pleased to announce a major land acquisition. The area formerly known as "The Moral High Ground" has been purchased with a view to redeveloping into office space.

Ash Toroth, a spokesman for Seighton said "The Moral High Ground has for years been the first port of call for many disgruntled people and once we saw the potential revenue streams available from those desperate to reach The Moral High Ground, we just knew it was a business opportunity too valuable to miss."

The Moral High Ground has been fenced in, pending redevelopment into several high rise office buildings. The buildings have not been named, pending confirmation of tenancy, therefore will be called by their project names "Self-Righteousness", "Public Indignation" and a small retail space known as "The Superiority Complex".

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